Valentine's Day Massacre?

Earlier this week, Kieran asked me what I wanted for Valentine's Day. I told him I'd love a facial from Bliss Spa at the W hotel. Earlier today, mail came and there was a package from Bliss. I thought how lucky someone was getting something from Bliss but I didn't look at the label because I thought that for sure, Kieran would just get the facial for me in the form of a gift card. Sure enough, the package was addressed to Kieran; he even commented, "why the box for a gift card?" So tonight, we exchanged our Valentine's Day presents (I got him a shirt and boxers from Banana) and lo and behold this is what was in my coveted Bliss box:

the LOVE HANDLER!!! Tag line: "liquid workout for lazy abdominals" and "testers saw a trimmer waist in just 6 weeks!" I was like, are you freakin' kidding me that you got me the LOVE HANDLER for Valentine's Day??? Are you trying to tell me something? Kieran was so confused at my initial rage. Because he didn't know what the Love Handler was, due to not ever ordering it. Oh, and NO GIFT CARD WAS ENCLOSED!!!!! WTF? Finally he figured out that when he ordered the facial over the phone, the lady told him that a free gift came with it and they must've just mailed it separately from the gift card. Ms. Bliss Receptionist probably thought it'd be really funny to send this package on Kieran's behalf, knowing he just called inquiring about a facial for his wife for Valentine's Day.....well played, Ms. Bliss, sounds like my kind of a joke... But all's well that ends well, my facial is on it's way and I am keeping the Love Handler because as you can see below, it's a bit prophetic, no?

McD's for dinner, followed by a little dollup of the "Love Handler" while I stretch out on the couch.......

Happy Valentine's Day.....