...in one piece and somewhat tanned, but not as tanned as I hoped. I will update with photos and a day-by-day, blow-by-blow account of our trip. I am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation, right????
Very quickly, though, what I learned on my maiden voyage:
(1) I like cruises.
(2) So do really fat people.
(3) So do bulimics, surprisingly....or not so surprisingly, I guess, given the amount of food one can literally gorge themselves with on a daily basis.
(4) Slot machines in cruise ship casinos are not as loose as the ones in Gary, Indiana. Go figure.
(5) Steve Irwin's stingray demise was propoganda and fear mongering on behalf of stingray haters around the globe.
(6) Partying with your parents is kinda fun when you are a grown up.
More to come!
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