On another note:Dear Chicago Park District -
Thank you for providing bathrooms along the lakefront path that not only have running water, but also toilet paper.
I apologize in advance for sounding greedy, but I have a tiny request to make. Could you please make sure they are accessible during the weekday mornings at 6 am? I understand the need to lock them in order to keep the homeless from acquiring squatter's rights, however, I do not think that 6 am is too early to ask for them to be unlocked. Especially when my brilliant idea to consume a half of a pan of brownies while watching "The Secret Lives of Women" last night comes back to haunt me this morning during my morning 7 miler. See, Chicago Park District, I had it all planned out - I was wolfing down the brownies (ok I meant to eat just one or 2 but had a few more when transferring them from the pan to the tupperware...) knowing I was going to burn them off in less than 8 hours time. However, my 7 mile "run" turned into me prancing from locked bathroom to locked bathroom for 2 miles before I couldn't take it anymore. The brownie calories were not burned off and I did not do my 7 miles. I am not blaming you, Chicago Park District, but only asking for a little consideration.
Very truly yours,
Sarah
Taxpayer and resident lakefront runner who occasionally really needs a bathroom
2 comments:
Poor thing! You are so funny! I did 7 this morning. We finished in 1:12. I was happy with that. Luckly I didn't have to poop! Love ya! nic
I'm sorry about your bathroom mishap but it was absolutely hilarious to read about! I can never just eat a couple of brownies, glad to hear that others do the same =) Miss you.
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